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I got my top link to go to the right page on Dangerbeach instead of the one in Fuzzweb's directory. Sorry for the confusion there...

Is it just me or is anyone else out there in the community taking some small satisfaction that Lorelei, the purveyor of BedroomBondage.com and self-proclaimed internet copyright watchdog has had her website reamed for---wait for it---wait for it--- ADULT CONTENT. Yes her bank has threatened to pull the plug unless she takes out all the naughty obscene bits out of her website that includes any links she might have to websites that the bank also considers obscene.

Call me vindictive, but this bitch has dogged the Faking community for years about using copyrighted material and "abusing her friends websites" and it's almost too funny that her pure self-owned and copyrighted material has all but eviscerated her website.

but finding some pictures that never saw the light of day for some reason. Today's offerings we have Kiera Knightley sporting a wide white silk gag in a lift from the originals Pirates of the Carribean. Next, Scarlett Johansen reclines with hands tied together overhead in the bedroom.then Kate Hudson returns all smiles as she's trussed to a tree.Afterward, Anna Paquin makes a long overdue return seated on a divan in VERY VERY red room. Lastly Buffy may have finally met her match in the form of ropes, tape gag and a ticking time bomb.

Enjoy!!

Reg

Forgiveness !!

I've been distracted with other matters and am just beginning to get back in the game. Even Mad Doctors need their rest, okay ?? to that end I'm presenting a bit of what I call "Something old something new" in the gallery today. First up, Sarah Michelle Gellar pops in for a slightly psychedelic looking arms up tie in the cellar, Next i present my poster for Means Girls 2 starring Miss Lindsey Lohan. After that cheerleader/blond bombshell/dancer/ WWE mascot hottie Stacy Kiebler poses in a chair in black lingerie and white ropes and gag. Next the Olsen Twins curl up and grin trussed up hand and foot in skirts and blouses. Lastly a fresh pic of Mizz Lohan looking very pert and busty and lovely in red on top of small end table.

Salud !!

Reg

By request we open with the blonde incarnation of Scary Movie hottie Anna Faris, looking simply fetching in her tight tight black maid's dress and tighter red ropes. Next UK songstress Cheryl Tweedy from the group Girls Out Loud (I think) shows us some of her prime assets as she reclines snugly bound and generously tape gagged in a red and black PVC outfit. After that, Alicia Keys hangs out Mr. Stitch style- her wrists surrounded by yellow rope and strung up overhead and a large portion of medical tape plaster over her Grammy Award winning mouth. Then a newly red-headed and slightly sinister looking Famke Janssen is bound to a tree in the Lab's backyard. Lastly FHM model extraordinnaire Isla Fisher does the kidnapped, tartan-skirted schoolgirl thang for the Good Doctor's pleasure as well as yours.

Salud !!

Frankly her fan base will have to forgive the Good Doctor, because he seriously doubts Mizz Thang is aware of the Lab, let alone his misspelling of her name.

First Elizabeth Hurley and and Kate Winslet make their loooooong overdue inaugural appearances at the Lab (thus checking them from my list of girls I've met to get to honestly) Elizabeth; crouching in a short pink dress in Japanese style ropes and a blue tape gag and Kate as a hogtied adventuress from those thrilling days of yesteryear, lying on a rock in the wilderness. By request, Kiera Knightley returns to the Lab after a lengthy absence, bound on the couch, looking "bosomy" and delectable in a white top black skirt, rope and white tape gag. Next, Emmy Rossum looks pink, green, pale and punky for her lotta-rope bondage (with duct tape gag) as she makes an unsuccessful attempt for the door. Lastly Lindsey Lohan looks pissed all bound up in a chair with a few miles of rope with a pale scarf gag. In the Good Doctor's POV, the girl could seriously benefit from a few hours of quiet contemplative restraint instead of partying all night and showing up to her film premieres looking like the walking dead. But ce la vie !!

Shalom,

Reg

Happy Cinco De Mayo everyone !!
Today we open with the return of Alyssa Milano, looking aghast as she crouchs in shadowy darkness as well as Japanese style bondage. Next the better part of Brangelina; Angelina Jolie shows upby request in short leather dress, red boots and of course some fat white ropes and white cleave gag.Naomi Watts makes her Laboratorial premeire in a hot pink PVC skirt, lacy top and matching sandal pumps, bound with blue ropes, silenced with a red scarf OTM for her inaugural chair tie.Next up, Kate Beckinsale returns looking pouty and intense as she's trussed up to a gothic style wrought iron gate and silenced with a red tape gag. Finally, Pamela Anderson her first Lab appearance, thus checking her name off from my list of Girls I've Not Gotten Around to Yet,But Meant To, Seriously !!

Enjoy!

Reg

My last update got sent to the wrong folder. I'm still scratching my head over that one myself......

Three premieres this week. First, country singing cutie Carrie Underwood makes her debut at the Lab in red ropes and a blue bandanna gag. Next Mr. Stitch ensnares Go-Go Yubari err.. I mean Chiaki Kuriyama who played Go-go Yubari with traditional japanese ropework, schoolgirl uniform and towel gag. Thirdly, Reese Witherspoon grace the labs in her green dress and bare feet (as well as a healthy helping of ropes and tape gag.) Next, by request- Las Bandidas stars Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek enjoy quality time together on the couch. Lastly, Christina Aguilera make her return, curled up and snugly bound in a black dress.

Enjoy!!

I opened one, and added a small photo gallery to it too. Stop on by !! http://360.yahoo.com/the_mr_stitch

Been a while I know, it's allergy season for the ol' Doc sadly :(. Spring, when a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of pollen counts and mold/spore indexes. Anyhow, a few requests in The Lab today. First Ashanti makes return appearance lashed to the foot of the bed in a astin blouse and short skirt. Next a rather darksome and understated picture of Denise Richards minimally roped and tape gagged. Afterward, Michelle Trachtenberg makes her 5th appearance her at the Lab, looking fetching in a light pink top, black skirt and light green ropes. Up next Milla Jovovich makes her second visit to The Lab, in a somewhat punk/goth ensemble with healthy amount of rope for accessorizing. Lastly (before I choke on my own vitriol) Rachel Bilson makes her inaugural appearance, by request. Guess the Ol' Doc can learn new tricks after all.

Salud !!

Reg

Patience friends who've made requests of the Good Doctor. I've got about a month's worth of backlog to slice through.Next update they will be ready. :D This time around we have operatic Welsh lovely Charlotte Church in repose as well as restraining ropes and duct tape gag. Next Mandy Moore makes her next apperance curled up and encased in stockings and pantyhose bondage.Thirdly, Monica Keena makes her magnum opus here at the Lab in a pink bikini green ropes and white gag. Alyson Hannigan drops by, looking demure as a short-skirted schoolgirl complete with crisp white blouse and saddle shoes as well as rope and flesh-colored tape gag.Last; Leeann Rhimes perches atop a table in lingerie, a simple wrist tie and a medical tape gag.

Salud !!

Reg

First Blonde Bombshell and Razzie Winner Jenny McCarthy makes her inaugural appearance at the Lab secured to a chair and silenced. Next former Termanatrix turned half-vampire KRISTANNA Loken (the emphasis is for my benefit since I mispelled her name) makes her debut attached to a table with her blouse opened.Lost Hispanic hotty and all around tough chick Michelle Roderiguez (sp) returns to the Lab for another chair tie (yes i love girls tied to chairs, already :D). Next Buffy's sis, Michelle Trachtenberg pops by for her portion of seated silenced security and finally, two of the sexiest witches on TV Alyssa Milano and my Dark Horse Pick for the Buffy award Holly Marie Combs look rather ropey on a couch in more or less matching outfits and bindings.


Enjoy !!!

Reg

The Lab is finally back online. Huzzah !! Those of you who sent requests, I'm working diligently to fulfill them. :)Today we offer my own version of the Aeon Flux movie poster (the movie was suckage), Chyler Leigh makes a comeback in yellow duct tape, Holly Marie Combs looks poised in ropes and a blue tape gag,requested newsbabe Elizabeth Vargas comes to the lab for her "close-up" in a tight chair-tie, finally Lacey chabert gets the better of her Party of Five co-star Jennifer Love Hewitt. Enjoy !!!

Frankly i think there should be more rules regarding these nominations. Just because Miss Cha-Cha is very popular in Floopdy-Doopdy Land (aka any random singer or performer in Europe or surrounding countries who has NOT achieved international fame and recognition), doesn't mean anyone in America has ever heard of her (and vice versa) and you should damn well quit crying about "Why didn't she get nominated??" And this coming from an avowed champion of obscure and rarely recognized beauties, Gents and Ladies so....

But I digress. Here's my list starting with my #1 favorite:

Holly Marie Combs. One my favorite all-time Lab visitors. One of the finest girl-next-door style beauties that the Good Doctor has been obsessing over since her Picket Fences days. Her smile can brighten up my darkest day.

Emmy Rossum- Imminently hot; a frequent visitor at the Lab and multi-talented to boot. Someone get this girl a movie before she's forever known as "that girl from Phantom of the Opera".

Scarlett Johansen- Granted I don't get around to "doing" her as ofen as I would like but she's the only set of Golden Globes I was interested in this year. She's curvy and not one of these stick figuire bleached out hollywood ho's- and she turned down Tom Cruise COLD which shows her high self-esteem and Intellect.

Michelle Trachtenberg- My rare nod toward the youngins . She's pale. perky and can act circles around her elder sibling Buffy (sorry SMG fans it's true- deal with it.)

Lacey Chabert- I felt a tremor in the Force emanating from this girl since her stock character little sister days on Party of Five, when all everyone could talk about was JLH. Once more I was right and this girl is mega-hottage- and she still fits easily in most over-head storage bins.

I'll be frank. I hate the New Battlestar A LOT. I mean I openly despise this show with every fiber of my being and any fucktard who dares open his mouth and calls it 'better than the original' can choke to death on their own vomit in front of their kids. PERIOD. A totally human cylon? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. I want my cylons in tin-cans the way god intended, thank you very much- assholes. Notwithstanding some good did arise from this unversal shitpile of bad TV praised beyond its capacity. No SERIOUSLY the new Battlestar sucks a monkey's asshole. DEAL WITH IT.

Katee Sackhoff- She's hot, blonde and did I mention HOT ?? Halloween Resurrection was barely a movie, let alone a magnum opus here.

Grace Park- a soft spot in my heart for things of genuine beauty, but as to her choice of venues- see the above.

Tricia Helfer- Damn, is that smoke coming off of this woman or are my eyes steaming ?? See the above however.

Kate Beckinsale- Since that atrociously operadic turn in Pearl Harbor (not her fault) I've had a soft spot for her English good looks, long hair and killer form. Her appearance in Underworld clinched it.

Rose McGowan- TV land may have tamed her but beneath her Paige Halliwell good-girl exterior still beats the heart of a dark dangerous beauty who could eat your soul and make you enjoy every excruciating second.

Amy Acker- another girl-next door that can melt my icy heart and make me unwrap my---eh... scalpel.

Alyson Hannigan- the first hottest witch on Television, even above Alyssa Milano and HMC- sorry girls. Pale skin and red hair- sigh......

Chyler Leigh- While everyone was frothing at the crotch over Jamie Pressley, the evil cheerleader bitch a cute brunette phenom was born on the screen and it was good.

Keira Knightley- Okay i get it, you're British and a Hollywood bad girl rebel now quit making snoozer films about hoary Olde Englishe romances and get back to the action films.

Lastly but not leastly-

Alicia Keys-I never wanted to be a piano bench so badly in my life !!!

My monitor has totally freaked out and the only colors I'm getting are yellow, blue, black and white. No other colors appear on-screen. Anyone have any advice ??

Friday February 17th is the official Slap An Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce today as SLAP AN IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!

With minimal exceptions, it's the same names popping up as nominations this year as last year and the year before that. The heart shrinks. Predictability kills a species.

First up, I tweak a scene from the recent incarnation of Phantom of the Opera more to my liking. Next Lost star Evangeline Lilly endures a chair tie in a shadowy corner of the Lab. Then the Good Doctor ensnares Jenny Garth for a nice lie down on the couch. Thirdly by request Cindy Crawford poses on the back lawn in her black bikini, rope and tape gag. Finally The Wayback machine is back from it's 10,000 year check-up and snatches lovely Heather Locklear from the depths of the seventies, pleasing bound and seated in sheer top and black leather boots and hot pants.